• dad: you're up early
• me:
• dad: you never went to sleep did you

feather-ontheclyde:

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

this is so inspiring

(via bullet-for-your-dreams)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via bullet-for-your-dreams)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

(via bullet-for-your-dreams)

I hate you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.

*stretches arms out as far as possible and slaps you in the face*

I am in love with a rose, but I am nothing but a dandelion

(Source: i----i, via babybluees)

put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.

put a “</3” and i’ll tell you something that broke me.

put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.

put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.

Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.

Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.

Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret

(Source: yourmypassion, via alexkwonghom)

put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.

put a “</3” and i’ll tell you something that broke me.

put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.

put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.

Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.

Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.

Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret

(Source: yourmypassion, via alexkwonghom)